C Doo Dah's Chitter Chat: 07.2006 <$BlogMetaDatCa$>

Thursday, July 20, 2006

ok - ok - just one more b4 I leave....


I just recvd this on email and I ROFLMFAOPMP ! ! ! !
You GO GIRL EMILY ! YEEEEEE HAW !

posted by Doo Dah at 3:06 PM 11 blabberin back at me

I am offffffffffffffffff!


no, not my rocker, not that I would not agree with that.....

I am off ta the beach!


I be totally unpluggered until July 31.

WOOO FUKKIN HOO!

ya'll behave now, and I talk to ya then, k?

Ifn ya'll behave, I promise to brings back some purty pictures.

Maybe even one me in my new swim suit!

TTFN

(ta ta for now)



posted by Doo Dah at 8:34 AM 8 blabberin back at me

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

My neighbor


The udder day my neighbor, who is blonde, came a running up ta me in the field just a jumpin like a bunny!

I didnt knowed why she was a jumpin but I done thunk, "Doo Dah, what the heck, start jumpin up n down wif her n has ya sum fun".

She said, "I shore do has great news!"

I says back, "Great! Tells ole Doo Dah why you so danged happy".

She stopped jumpin, and she was a breathin heavy from all that there jumpin n shit, she done tole me that she was knocked up! I knowed that she been tryin fer a while so I done tole her, "That great girl! I could bust my britches fer ya!"

Then she done tole me, "There is more".

I axed, "Whachu mean there is 'more'?" She says, "Well, we not just havin jus one baby. We gonna has us some TWINS!"

I shonuf was plum tickled but amazed at how she knowed so soon after getting preggers, so I done axed her how she knowed it.

She says ta me, "Well, that thar was the easy part. I done went to Wal-Mart n they actually had a home test kit in a twin-pack. Both tests done come out positive!"



YEEEEEEEE HAW!

posted by Doo Dah at 8:08 AM 7 blabberin back at me

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I is a Blog Slacker. . . . .

But I has real good reasons!
It is quarterly PR tax month, and
I is leavin for vacation next week,
so I has to cram it all in before I leaves.


Sun.

Beer.

Sand.

Beer.

Gulf Shrimp.

More beer.

It'll all be worth it, and when I comes back all refreshed,

the blog will be better than ever!

Promise me ya'll wont up n leave me, now? I be back real soon.

posted by Doo Dah at 8:02 AM 7 blabberin back at me

Monday, July 17, 2006

Every Woman...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a set of screwdrivers
a cordless drill
and a black lace bra

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
one friend who always makes her laugh
... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
eight matching plates
wine glasses with stems
and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a feeling of control over her destiny

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job
how to break up with a lover
and how to confront a friend without ruining the friendship

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder
... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves
the width of her hips
or the nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...
but ITS OVER...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn't do for love
...or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone
... even if she doesn't like it

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
whom she can trust
whom she can't
and why she shouldn't take it personally

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in one day...
a month...
and a year...

posted by Doo Dah at 4:52 PM 6 blabberin back at me

Friday, July 14, 2006

RED FRIDAY / Friday Feast 102

Appetizer
Name one thing nice that you could do for someone else today.

I could lay on my stomach and let one the chilrens give me a neck/back massage and the udder chilren can rub peppermint lotion inta my feets. Dat be real nice.

Soup
When was the last time you were frightened by the weather?

Well, them galloping pigs flyin thru the air the udder day done skeered me real good.

Salad
What would you say is the most useful website or blog that you visit?

I just hates tootin my own horn, but nobody ever visits my blog for pictures.
http://www.fresheyeballs.blogspot.com/

As fer useful, I wood hafta say thisun:
useful website to visit

Main Course
Who was your favorite singer/group when you were a child?

I shore did like them lil boys that sang about the bad apple. My momma called me a bad apple so I guess I kinda unnerstood, and it helped me knowed I wouldnt spoil the whole bunch.


Dessert
Do you have any rituals? If so, what are they?

Well, shore do! I gets up in the mornin and I eats breakfast. Then, round bout noon, I eats my lunch. Come later like 6 ta 7, I eats supper, then pert near 11 I falls back ta sleep.


- - -
What is Friday's Feast and how can I join the table?
click here : Friday Feast
- - -
Why am I blogging in all red and WTF is Red Friday?
click here: RED FRIDAY

posted by Doo Dah at 7:51 AM 8 blabberin back at me

Thursday, July 13, 2006

M.I.A.

sorry
no HNT today
no blog words of wisdom from the crountry-fried sexpot
no silly pictures or jokes to share

dont forget to wear red tomorrow..........

I shall return

Until then






SMOOCHES

posted by Doo Dah at 12:30 PM 7 blabberin back at me

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Galloping Pig?

OK, like here is the scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

















Answer:
Get off the Goddamm children's merry-go-round !
- - - -you're drunk.

posted by Doo Dah at 11:29 AM 13 blabberin back at me

Monday, July 10, 2006

UGH

BEEN TRYIN SINCE 7AM
FUGGIN BLOGGER IS BEING AN ASS TODAY
SO THE PRETTY PICTURES TO GO WITH THIS SONG
JUST AINT THERE
FUGGER BLOGGER
THAT, AND THE RETURNS KEEP DISAPPEARIN
SO I HAD TO PUT IN THESE DASHES
JEEE-SUS AHY ON A MONDAY??
- - -
Six oclock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I cant be late
Cause then I guess I just wont get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made
- - -
Its just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
Cause thats my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
- - -
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time
Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what Im gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there
- - -
All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesnt it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employments down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
Cmon honey, let's go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun

posted by Doo Dah at 9:49 AM 7 blabberin back at me

Friday, July 07, 2006

Red Friday


The Blogville men all sing this song!
Doo Dah! Doo Dah!
Road thru Blogvilles couple mouse clicks long!
Oh! All Doo Dah Day!

Oh, the long legged filly Doo done come ta da race!
Doo Dah! Doo Dah!
Come see da Doo play with style and grace!
Oh! All Doo Dah Day!

Come fly with Doo like a railroad car!
Doo Dah! Doo Dah!
Runnin on coffee like a shootin star!
Oh! Da Doo Dah Day!

Goin to party all night!
Goin to play, yall will see!
I bet my lil 'uns aint gonna sag!
Yer big'uns will hang ta yer knees!
- - -

. . . Why am I blogging in red???
. . . Why am I wearing red every Friday???
Please see HERE

posted by Doo Dah at 12:52 PM 9 blabberin back at me

Thursday, July 06, 2006

HNT - Soap Up My Back??


posted by Doo Dah at 8:01 AM 22 blabberin back at me

I'll keep my little ones

posted by Doo Dah at 7:51 AM 3 blabberin back at me

Monday, July 03, 2006

A Jordanian View of my Troop Support

After my blog regarding supporting our troops, it was neither pro- or anti-war, I recvd a comment from a Jordanian, and I would like to post it to bring his view to you. I also have copied my reply to him.

I have no intention of being political with him or anybody. I simply support brave people who fight (and risk their lives) for others. They are the bravest of brave, in my opinion, to risk death for other people including peoples of other countries. I also want to say I dont mean to be nasty toward him, and please keep in mind these are my views, right or wrong in your mind, they are mine and this is MY blog.

And, just so yall know, I am so anti-political it isnt funny. I am neither Democrat or Republican, I vote purely best candidates and despise those who vote straight party. Yes, I vote, as it is my right, but as a business leader in my community, I am invited to many political functions and fundraisers, and have been backstabbed by political people that I thought were friends for even the stupidest things. Politickie people, those who live and breath politickie shit, get on my last nerve.

Anyway, without further delay, here is the blog comments :


HIS COMMENTS:
Hi,
We here need your prayers, and need your support, we are humans, like you are, we don't need troops in this regions, we need you humans,I'm glad that you all stand for your soldiers, but we don't need your soldiers, we need the help of othe human beings, hand in hand we can win.


MY REPLY:
Oh yea, eyad, like I can bring them home, all on my own, just for you.

You contradict yourself.

Why dont you appreciate that we ARE trying to help stabalize the area in order TO bring more human help TO the area.

The humans you want to come and help will not come to the region until it is secure for them to be there. So far, I have not seen it is.

If I, as a business person, were to come there to help build industry and business, I would be in danger of harm or death at this current time. How can I do that to myself and to my family? You see, in THAT statement I admit that I am not that brave, so therefore, I admire those who are risking their lives FOR YOUR MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES. They arent over there fighting for only Americans, they are fighting a war against idiots like the terrorists who take precious other human lives, in order to make YOUR COUNTRY AND YOUR REGION OF THE WORLD a better place for YOU to live. Then in the end, world peace will make it a better place for ALL OF US to live.

This blog was not intended to be Pro-war or Anti-war, it was just to support those brave people, who are human, who fight and spill blood for all of us, and most obviously, for you and your Middle Eastern countries.

posted by Doo Dah at 10:45 AM 5 blabberin back at me

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