Galloping Pig?
OK, like here is the scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:
Get off the Goddamm children's merry-go-round !
- - - -you're drunk.
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:
Get off the Goddamm children's merry-go-round !
- - - -you're drunk.
Honest, I only had a few! How ya doing?
Honest officer, I only had two, and I have no idea where the panties came from!
yes i am and yes i now feel like throwing up
ROTFLMAO..... That was priceless.
Whew!! Just how did you spend your day?? That is hilarious!!
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
i thought you'd taken up mushroom habit
Hahaaa I had NO idea where this was going! I was on a merry-go-round last night Whee!
LOL Dang I really have to stop drinking!
Hahahahah, and I was seriously thinking it was a mathematical question: how much km/h must you go in order to avoid all of this if the truck accelerates and the pig continues going 3km/h? :P Just a silly thought.
LOL. I was visualizing the fire truck and the pig and then decided it was too much for me to process at this point in the day. Maybe I need to get ON the merry go round.
I laughed right out loud at that. I don't care who you are...that's funny stuff.
Now that was REALLY good. Come on the merry-go-round with me?
hahahahahahaha
too funny