My neighbor
The udder day my neighbor, who is blonde, came a running up ta me in the field just a jumpin like a bunny!
I didnt knowed why she was a jumpin but I done thunk, "Doo Dah, what the heck, start jumpin up n down wif her n has ya sum fun".
She said, "I shore do has great news!"
I says back, "Great! Tells ole Doo Dah why you so danged happy".
She stopped jumpin, and she was a breathin heavy from all that there jumpin n shit, she done tole me that she was knocked up! I knowed that she been tryin fer a while so I done tole her, "That great girl! I could bust my britches fer ya!"
Then she done tole me, "There is more".
I axed, "Whachu mean there is 'more'?" She says, "Well, we not just havin jus one baby. We gonna has us some TWINS!"
I shonuf was plum tickled but amazed at how she knowed so soon after getting preggers, so I done axed her how she knowed it.
She says ta me, "Well, that thar was the easy part. I done went to Wal-Mart n they actually had a home test kit in a twin-pack. Both tests done come out positive!"
YEEEEEEEE HAW!
And I was believing it! LOL former blonde here
LOL that was funny. Thanks for the laugh! Have a great vacation!
ROFLMAO..Girl ya had me going fer a minute..:-)
LMAO... That is soo cute. Thanks for the giggles.
LOL, that was a good one!
hahahahahahahahaha!!
i think i just peed myself...