C Doo Dah's Chitter Chat: 04.2007 <$BlogMetaDatCa$>

Monday, April 30, 2007

cHiLdhOoD mEmoRieS



( BTW, WTF is everbody today, aint NOBODY talkin back at me today )

Everbody has their "feel like a kid again" moment. I was thinkin 'bout this when Molly posted her blog last week about rollin down a hill (which I have done and at -ahem- 40noneofyerbiznessomething, it dont feel that good the next day).

At lunch today, I had a feeling I was 8 years old again.

Now, I have made my chilrens PB&J sammiches now and again. They is in their teens now, so I dont get to make em for em anymore, they makes their own.

So back to it. I was hungered today around noon, so I looks in the pantry to see what we have. I see'd that I done bought a brand new jar of JIF CREAMY fer the chilrens.

Oh. My. GAWD.

And the only thing you can put with a fresh creamy PB sammich is grape jelly.



I wet my panties it were THAT GOOD.

And as I sat there and savored ever last bite, I thought of the things I liked whilst I was growin up back home.

Bomb Pops.
Pepsi Slushes at the Kwik Shop.
Laffy Taffy.
Pizza Rolls with chocolate milk.
Bubs Daddy.
Campbell's ABC Soup.
Happy Joes Taco Pizza.
Lipton's Chicken Noodle Os after swimming lessons.
Hiland Potato Chip and AE Dip.
((oops hee hee now ya'll can figger where I am originally from winkwink))
Ok. I will say it aout loud:
. . . FUNNEL CAKES and FRESH SQUEEZED LEMONADE FROM THE IOWA STATE FAIR.

What do ya'll crave when you (a) think of childhood (b) think of home . . ?

posted by Doo Dah at 12:43 PM 5 blabberin back at me

Musical Monday: My Cake Is Meltingggggg

(( I want some of what this
dude was smokin back then . . . . ))


Spring was never waiting . . . for us, then

It ran one . . . step ahead

As we followed . . . in the dance

Between the parted pages . . . and were pressed,

In love's hot, fevered iron,

Like a striped pair of pants.

MacArthur's Park . . . is melting . . . in the dark

All the sweet, green icing . . . flowing down...

Someone left my cake out . . . in the rain

I don't . . . think that I can take it

cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again ! ! !

Oh, no!

posted by Doo Dah at 6:58 AM 1 blabberin back at me

Friday, April 27, 2007

Rock Magnet


I swear to Holy Christ that my SUV is a rock magnet.
I just got beaned for the THIRD time THIS YEAR on this stupid little Northern Loop that goes from PoDunkLINGTON to YuppityLINGTON.
Worst thing is, it was a TDOT truck carrying golf ball size gravel.
When that bugger hit, I swore to my God that I had been shot, it hit that danged hard. I 'bought bit the dust runnin off the road, it skeered me so derned much.
My insurance dude thinks I am crazed. He said, "DooDah dear, are you following them TOO CLOSE??"
I about hit the ceiling. Time to change insurance dudes to somebody who dont be askin me stoopid ignernt questions when I am highly agitated. He lucky he was on the phone, I'da ripped his left fuzznutt off and fed it to my guest coon up in my attic.
Thing is, this is the second time that I was in the passing lane passing a truck going too derned slow and the fuggin rock bounced SIDEWAYS.
And now Elmer is mad. I am like CRIPES A FRIDAY DUDE, like I AINT ASKING TO GET CLOBBERED BY ROCKS FALLIN FROM TRUCK WHO CAINT TAKE A MINUTE TO CHAIN THE GATE SHUT (yes peoples, the rear gate that was suppose ta be holdin these boulders in was a flappin up and down like Rosie O'Donnell's fat jaw).
Jaypers, Fridays are suppose to be all cool and shiot. HRMPH.

posted by Doo Dah at 8:24 AM 7 blabberin back at me

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Critter in the Attic


We have a critter in the attic.
Dont know how it got there, danged if we can find an opening tore open anywhere.
Dont know how we gonna get it out.
Dont want to get bit by something rabid. Ya shouldda seen Elmer and I peering around a corner lookin innit, and he jumped and I pee'd my panties.
Dont want to go to bed one more night hearin that scritchyscratchin and chatterin it is dooin.

posted by Doo Dah at 10:38 AM 6 blabberin back at me

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

DOOPINIONS

I is gonna ease on back inta bloggin' by axspressing some my 'pinions of events whilst I was gone dooin taxes and ish. Elmer says I blurt out my 'pinions far too much, well, I jus think ya'll need to be informed on what makes ole Doo's world go 'round, an since I haint had a platform ta let my steam out, stand on back cause here she blows:

DOOPINION ON VIRGINA TECH MASSACRE
One the biggest shitvents that happened whilst I was gone. Since happenin, all I has heard and read is that peoples thought Cho was skeery and nutsO. His friends, family, classmates, professors and in general, all that ever met the f#cker. SO, Doo wonders WHY THE FLUCK he wasnt dealt with before he done did what he done did DUH FUCKIN DUH. Oh yea, people said he had rights, yea yea, he turned down psychiatric help, yea yup, nobody couldnt lock the f#cker up? He couldnt be "committed" to a facility? . . . . and look what happened.

DOOPINION ON SANJAYA MALAKAR
Have ya'll seen interviews since he got the boot? "I am not just a singer, I am an entertainer". One thing this young idiot needs to figger out: he was a JOKE. He is NOT even of the caliper of Chicken Little, altho as big of a giggle. He will not even reach the status of the "She Bops" dude, who remains to this day- a JOKE. SanJAYJAY needs to go back to High School (yep, he dropped out a couple of years ago, WOW what a role model for our children).

DOOPINION ON AMERICAN IDOL GIVES BACK
Now, ya'll who know me knows I aint heartless, but DANG, why is AMERICAN Idol giving boatloads of money to impoverished African kids? Can't AMERICAN Idol fix AMERICAN kids who are starving and homeless FIRST? Yea I KNOW - I sawed the blip "oh yea we are gonna help needy kids right here at home also . . . . " and I KNOW it is terrible conditions over there. My point is AMERICAN Idol is AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTING ON THESE CONTESTANTS EVERY WEEK WITH THEIR POCKETS . . . Texting and calling in to vote costs US money. Oh yea, and AMERICAN Idol isnt telecast over in Britian and Africa, well at least they cannot vote, or shall I say spend their money to vote. GAWD I feel for them kids with flies in their eyes and ish, but we got our own problems here we needs to deal with before we fix everbody's else's problems.

DOOPINION ON FIXIN THE REST OF THE WORLD BEFORE FIXIN OURSELVES
hrmph, see above only change to War in Iraq. Love my troops, support my troops, get my troops outta there, aint our problem and alls we dooin is pissin up a rope and pissin off terrorists who need just one more reason to hate us whether we dooin good over there helpin them or not.

DOOPINION ON MARY WINKLER (PREACHER KILLER)
There have been many women in her situation, no money no job 2 or 3 babies/kids nowhere to go to get out of the situation. I personally have had many things happen to me by my ex-hole, and I haint goin there, but I didnt blow his fluckin guts and brains all over the wall. I think she could have come up with a SLIGHTLY better solution to her problem.

DOOPINION ON ROSIE LEAVING THE VIEW
I like fat people, I like gay people, I like opinionated people, I USED to like The View. Rosie ruined the view. Now, dont tell me BabbaWawwa liked the spike in ratings, BULL-ISHT. She looked like she has wanted to pee-uke on screen since the first day when RoeDoe took over the whole show. She was placed in the moderator seat, not the take over the whole show seat. A nice banter of views back and forth was always enjoyable, but when fat mouth took over, her opinion was the only one the hog allowed. The spike in ratings was an embarrassment to a classy lady like BabbaWawwa, and as far as I am concerned, let the door hit the pig in the ass on her way out. I am positive tho, that she will be "blathering" and hoggin up her last 2 seconds of fame. Donald Trump was correct, she is a BIG MOUTH and needs to stfu - permanantly.

NOW, IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT YA'LL WOULD LIKE ME TO EXPRESS MY DOOPINION ON, LET ME KNOW, I ALWAYS HAS AN "INTERESTING" TAKE ON STUFF. YA'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY IN THE MORNING yeeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!

posted by Doo Dah at 1:44 PM 7 blabberin back at me

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

~*~be right back~*~


Last 10 days of tax hell then I is DONE.

Stick around, I shall return (fair warning).

YA'LL BEHAVE WHILST I IS GONE,
YA HEAR ? ? ? ?

posted by Doo Dah at 7:31 AM 8 blabberin back at me

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