Critter in the Attic
We have a critter in the attic.
Dont know how it got there, danged if we can find an opening tore open anywhere.
Dont know how we gonna get it out.
Dont want to get bit by something rabid. Ya shouldda seen Elmer and I peering around a corner lookin innit, and he jumped and I pee'd my panties.
Dont want to go to bed one more night hearin that scritchyscratchin and chatterin it is dooin.