Critter in the Attic
We have a critter in the attic.
Dont know how it got there, danged if we can find an opening tore open anywhere.
Dont know how we gonna get it out.
Dont want to get bit by something rabid. Ya shouldda seen Elmer and I peering around a corner lookin innit, and he jumped and I pee'd my panties.
Dont want to go to bed one more night hearin that scritchyscratchin and chatterin it is dooin.
So now I'm into Christopher Moore :o)
hehe...look at dat der critter!
doo dah: I can jest see you in your best bib n' tucker totin the sawed off up into the attic. You got a recipe foor coon?
A mouse kin squeeze through a hole the size of a quarter. Want me ta come over 'n smoke it out fer ye?
Girl you'd better call an exterminator or something!
is it a big critter... or a little critter...
I hate the sound of that scritting and scratching...