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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Sexin Up Wabbits Email

NotASoccerMom:
I'm trying to get these damn rabbits knocked up! Shit!

DooDah:
It is fun to have the babies, but remember:
(1) you will loose 1/3 of them in the first couple of weeks - kids will be heartbroken the first couple of times it happens.
(2) they are harder than shit on a stick to get rid of/sell.
:-) All I can tell you is it takes 28 days, and they remain fertile from day they doo it, so separate them once you know the deed has been done.
Any idea how old they are?

NotASoccerMom:
I don't think we're even going to tell them until after they come ( if they come)
I'll probably be the one who cries..I'm a sucker like that.
I still can't frickin tell...They all have little thingys poppin out...
I think I'm a " Special needs case"
One of them just keeps humping everything, but the other two could give a shit less.
Will a female hump things?
I'm so lost...

DooDah:
Yes, they all have thingies poppin out, LOL need to look closely at the center of the thingie.
Once you pop the little thinger out, like I told you on the blog, a girl will have a slit like this l (like a human) and a boy will have a round hole like this O and wont really have a yanker come out until he is sexin something else (like a dog yanker). . .and YES they all like humping. We had 2 boys together until they mated with a female, and then had to separate them because one done found his "dominance" and decided he was king-isht of the hutch and 'bout killed the other one fuggin him. I found it utterly disgusting that one boy would take it up the youknowwhat and just sit there. Poor little bottom hadda hurt.

NotASoccerMom:
I'm soooooo special...
I'll email you in an hour.
I'm taking these little fuckers to the pet store since I'm retarded

DooDah:
I am snorting laffing at youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. . . time for a drink LOLOL stop at the likker, um, LIQUOR store on yer way back and fetch us something good to shoot.

( time goes by . . . tick tick tick tick )

NotASoccerMom:
DAmn it all to hell....3 penises

DooDah:
Some women would love to have 3 penises available............Can I borrow one?

4 comments:

Blogger notasoccermom said...

Wanna FedEx me one of your rabbits?
One WITHOUT a penis

3:26 PM CDT  
Blogger Al said...

You want one to use, or for youself? Or maybe both

10:11 PM CDT  
Blogger patti_cake said...

Rabbit porn... who knew? LOL

7:27 AM CDT  
Blogger Silent One ~D~ said...

are you sure you are both talkin about the same thing....

too funnY!

11:30 AM CDT  

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