Friday Feast # 137
Appetizer
What are you proud of?
I is real proud of myself when I can be madder than hornets at Elmer and I dont take his nadders off with a rusty hacksaw. And he done deserved it many a time.
Soup
What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize?
I haint never won nuttin, so to speak, so I hafta say Elmer. I wore him down like a dog till he done begged me ta marry his sorry ass.
Salad
Name something you do that is a waste of time.
Cleaning the house, cause everbody else comes straight in and messes it up. 'Splain to me again why I done married Elmer.................
Main Course
In what year of your life did you change the most?
The year I moved to Ifukkinhateithere, TN.
Dessert
Where is a place you consider to be very tranquil?
I has me a spot in the woods I has cleared and I has me a chair and little table, it overlooks the creek and I hear the water runnin thru it and it calms my nerves. I takes me my wine and a book and sits there until I caint see them words no more, then I stumble back to the house.
What are you proud of?
I is real proud of myself when I can be madder than hornets at Elmer and I dont take his nadders off with a rusty hacksaw. And he done deserved it many a time.
Soup
What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize?
I haint never won nuttin, so to speak, so I hafta say Elmer. I wore him down like a dog till he done begged me ta marry his sorry ass.
Salad
Name something you do that is a waste of time.
Cleaning the house, cause everbody else comes straight in and messes it up. 'Splain to me again why I done married Elmer.................
Main Course
In what year of your life did you change the most?
The year I moved to Ifukkinhateithere, TN.
Dessert
Where is a place you consider to be very tranquil?
I has me a spot in the woods I has cleared and I has me a chair and little table, it overlooks the creek and I hear the water runnin thru it and it calms my nerves. I takes me my wine and a book and sits there until I caint see them words no more, then I stumble back to the house.
Ah your spot in the woods sounds very peaceful and nice! Happy Week-end Honey!
I want to live in the woods. Damnit!
oh that woodsy spot looks just about perfect!
Uh yeah, I can see myself sittin in the chair sipping som of that moonshine you was talkin' bout.
Great Feast!
I like your woodsy spot.
Thank you for feasting with me.
Have a wonderful Weekend!
*sigh*
sure wish i had a spot like that
I like the happy, wine-drinkin' spot in the woods. Looks perfect!