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Thursday, March 29, 2007

I derned glad I is a woman

Men love us when we is drunk

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


Blogger kaliblue said...

LOL these are great :-). That picture you chose makes me sooo proud to be *choking back pride* a woman!!!. *giggles*

11:29 AM CDT  
Blogger patti_cake said...

True, true and true again!

1:06 PM CDT  
Blogger Erica said...

Hey how'd ya get that pitcher of me up there? Sometimes my panties get in a wad and I have to air 'em out.

1:28 PM CDT  
Blogger WDKY said...

Hey! I think I recognise the girl lying on the floor.

1:30 PM CDT  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

We love us some girlies. We don't care when you're slamming on us 'cause we're busy staring at your boobies anyway.

9:24 PM CDT  
Blogger Phain said...

sadly enough...that girl was me about 16 years ago.

(damn i miss her)

7:14 PM CDT  
Blogger Dragon said...

My friends and I did #15 tonight while the guy was doing #9 every 2 minutes. If you have to scratch that often, something must be living down there. No?

8:17 PM CDT  

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