C Doo Dah's Chitter Chat: Friday Feast #97 <$BlogMetaDatCa$>

Friday, June 09, 2006

Friday Feast #97

Happy Friday Peeps! I have done discovered the coolest thing next to HNT. It is called Friday Feasts, and it shore is better than those questionaires we be always stealin from one'nudder. So, ya'll interested, ever Friday they come out with new questions fer ya ta answer, and ya'll can get them at www.fridayfeast.blogspot.com. It shore done made it easier ta think up sumtin ta tell ya'll.

About how much money did you spend on gas this week?

Lemme see, the Enchaladas, Rice and Beans I had fer lunch the other day were about $6, then there was the 5 cans of pintos I bought at grocery yesterday at .47c ea, then the egg salad sandwich I made fer lunch today, figger about a buck of eggs and mayo, the Frito Bean dip, radishes and turnips I picked from the garden were free, and a few this'n'thats here and that maybe a grand total of about $15. . . . why?

What is your favorite brand of toilet paper?

fug, who da hell cares as long as my azz gits clean 'nuf not to mess my thongie up

When was the last time you discovered something that you thought was pure genius?

when I done discovered I could teach my chilrens to clean da house, dat wuz pure fuggin genius on my part, shore nuf, cause I hates spendin ever wakin moment cleanin da house.

Main Course
What is the least amount of sleep you can get by on per night?

5 ta 6 hours, I recon. Long as I has 'nuf coffameemee-ina-meemee.

June is a popular month for weddings. Do you know anyone who is getting married this month?

No, I is at the age all my friends done hitched up already and they kids are all too young still, and ya'll gotta remember I lives in Tennefukkinsee, so the marryin age is 14. But I shore nuf do has alot of grad-e-ations this year, done spent all my money on other people kids, haint nearly gots nuf to feed my own chilrens. Dats ok, cause we be just eating them coons and possum runnin wild outs here in the sticks, ya know? We dont be goin hungry no time soon.

Bye ya'll, has yerself a good weekend and behave, see ya come Monday.
~ ~ doo dah


Blogger Phain said...

Ya mean your kids actually CLEAN UP??? When you ASK them?? *shakes head in amazement* - FOR REAL? umm...can you have a talk w/ my pixies? Even a three year old is ok to handle bleach, ammonia and scrapers, right??? hehehe. Oh wait - I'd actually have to BUY that stuff first. Dayum, no wonder my house looks like your barn.

8:03 PM CDT  
Blogger patti_cake said...

Doo Dah your honesty kills me :)

7:53 AM CDT  

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