Critters I can do well without on this planet
And where we are, we have found Cottonmouths and other nasty nasty ones that skeer me to death.
So, this yukky Monday, I heads to my office, pulls the blinds to let the sun in, and right out my window I see this piece of shit snake. Now, photo doesnt do this bitch justice, I grabs my camera and went up high on the deck to shoot the bastard (with my camera, but wouldnta minded a fucking gun) and this dude is like thin but 5 feet long!
I sent this photo to my redneck neighbor, and she shore 'nuf assured me this King Snake was a nice snake, and by God, he'd keep the mean ones away!
Screw that, I went out and shot it again, this time with the double barrell.
'Bout pissed my pants. EW, I hates snakes.