I caint waits fer Halla-ween
As I was a takin my daily constitutional this mornin', I thought I done saw'd sumtin in da thick o da wood. So, I decides to take my ass on in dare, and cudd'nt find nuttin.
But, as Is makin my ways back toward da farm, I spots a log yonder, and derned ifn it aint a smilin at me!
OK, OK I ADMIT, now, I done took libr-tee wif it and done paintbrushed some eyes on da photo-tographic pic-chur, but ya'll can clearly see whys my hairs done sttod uppin my arms.
I LOVES ME HALLA-WEEN AND SPOOKY SHIT!
Dats jus so freekin cooo, I caint even tells ya. I wants Elmer ta git it uppin my porch ta sceer da yung'uns.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW
But, as Is makin my ways back toward da farm, I spots a log yonder, and derned ifn it aint a smilin at me!
OK, OK I ADMIT, now, I done took libr-tee wif it and done paintbrushed some eyes on da photo-tographic pic-chur, but ya'll can clearly see whys my hairs done sttod uppin my arms.
I LOVES ME HALLA-WEEN AND SPOOKY SHIT!
Dats jus so freekin cooo, I caint even tells ya. I wants Elmer ta git it uppin my porch ta sceer da yung'uns.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW
