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Friday, September 05, 2008

Don't go an' cheat on us southern womens

NEVER CHEAT ON NO SOUTHERN WOMAN

A Southern wife came home just in time to find her man under covers with another woman.

With super-human strength, borned of fury and cuttin firewood power, she done dragged his ass down the stair, out the back door, and into the shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and secured it tight and removed the vice's handle.

Next she picked up an old rusted out rickety carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was skeered outta his wits, and holler'd, "Stop! Stop! You're aint a'gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are ya?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her man's hand and said......

"Nope. I'm gonna set this ole shed on fire, and go inta town for a cold beer. Ya'll can do whatever ya want."

4 comments:

Blogger Ella said...

Ouch!

2:12 PM CDT  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

You GO girl! That'll teach him...;)

2:37 PM CDT  
Blogger RiverMist said...

that's kind of funny. lol

12:59 PM CDT  
Blogger Monogram Queen said...

Ya daggone RIGHT!

6:25 AM CDT  

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