C Doo Dah's Chitter Chat: Doo Gotta Get Back Her Humor <$BlogMetaDatCa$>

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Doo Gotta Get Back Her Humor

ok.

I have done got it out my system, I is still madder than hornets, and be assured I is makin big plans. I jus' caint keep on bein a hatin person. I is kinda like that Cyndi Lauper chick, I jus' gots ta have fun. Life too short to not have fun, if'n I didnt wants ta has fun, then by gum, I'd be plannin on stayin in this fuckin relationship.

I taint a moper. Dang sure.

That done been said, and keepin wif the theme of Mars/Venus and why I dont unnderstan him, I bring you this ditty that popped into my email recently . Enjoy.

The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say
10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Her breasts are just too big.
6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2) Hell with Monday Night Football, let's watch Soap Net.
1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.

The Last Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5) This diamond is way too big!
4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2) Does this make my butt look too small?
1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.

3 comments:

Blogger Farmboy 2 said...

freakin hilarious!!

9:03 AM CDT  
Blogger erika said...

LOL Ya know I can't picture myself saying that stuff either. Especially # 1!

9:15 AM CDT  
Blogger poody said...

LOL I so agree with all of them. But as u know I am a bit jaded by menfolk right now.

7:32 PM CDT  

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